70 %

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January 26, 2016 • Movies, Reviews

The Good Dinosaur Review

The Good Dinosaur is an entirely unique fairly standard adventure story about an adolescent young Apatosaurus and the epic basic struggles problems he confronts stumbles through while trying to evolve fit into his eclectic simple civilization family of evolved talking dinosaurs. But get this: humans are like monkeys wolves dogs now! And dinosaurs have created civilizations built farms!

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90 %

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January 9, 2016 • Movies, Reviews

Sicario Review

I don’t speak Spanish so good but I think “sicario” might mean “invitation.” Yeah, that’s got to be it because the movie Sicario is an invitation to explore the beauty of Arizona. It says, “Come to the land of beautiful desert landscapes and warm, welcoming people who may or may not be drug mules and/or potential dead bodies in an impossible war with Mexican drug cartels.” ¡ Mucho gusto Arizona!

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January 2, 2016 • Food, Reviews

Star Wars Cereal Review

Long ago in an office building far, far away… near I-394 and U.S. Route 169…
Quality has vanished. In its absence, the sinister GENERAL MILLS has risen from the ashes of capitalism and will not rest until innovation, the last hope for a good Star Wars cereal, has been destroyed.

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47.5 %

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January 1, 2016 • Movies, Reviews

Trainwreck Review

Amy Schumer is a train wreck! When addiction to booze and sex derails her life, Amy is forced to continue a successful career as a writer for a successful magazine. She must continue to live in the squalor of her clean, expansive New York apartment. Amy’s selfish attitude has even ruined her relationship with her family due to her refusal not stop caring for her ill father and remain cordial with her sister. All Amy needs to fix everything is a rich, stable man.

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December 27, 2015 • Food, Reviews

Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch Review

Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch tastes just like the sugar cookies your grandma use to make. Keep in mind, I am making the assumption that your grandma is terrible at baking. I bet the best your nana could manage is a tray of straight-from-the-tube sugar cookies. I am also willing to bet that your grandma is a racist alcoholic too.

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82.5 %

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December 20, 2015 • Movies, Reviews

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review

There has been an awakening. Have you felt it? It’s as if millions of voices have been crying out in anxiety and were suddenly silenced. Millions of fanboys across the galaxy have had their hopes on life support since The Phantom Menace. Will Star Wars: The Force Awakens strike back?

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December 19, 2015 • Food, Reviews

Kellogg’s Krave S’Mores Cereal Review

Kellogg’s Krave S’Mores cereal reminds me of summer, back when my dad would drive my brothers and me up to the border of Minnesota and Canada. We’d leave our car, get in a canoe and paddle deep into the Boundary Waters. Most of the food we brought along we dehydrated and vacuum sealed but we’d always makes space for marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers.

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68.8 %

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December 7, 2015 • Reviews, TV

A Very Murray Christmas Review

Do you suffer from seasonal affective disorder? I have just the Christmas special for you! With what could be considered some sort of sequel to Lost in Translation, Sofia Coppola and Bill Murray have returned to spread some sort of feeling that could be described as holiday spirit. A Very Murray Christmas is a bit sparse in the plot department and it’s more background noise than focal point. But Bill Murray’s deadpan Christmas extravaganza is still worth your some of your attention.

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