Transformers: The Last Knight Review

There are countless aspects to rail on about. But focusing on negatives will never make the world better. Instead, I want to focus on the positives. Here is everything positive about Transformers: The Last...

Rough Night Review

Twists are telegraphed from miles away. Foreshadowing has the subtly of a drag queen's eye shadow. But I still laughed, a lot.

Wonder Woman Review

Wonder Woman needed to convince audiences that mankind is not worth saving. It needed to show Diana struggle with the decision between savior or destroyer. And by Goddess, it did.

The Mummy Review

In classic monster movie fashion, Universal stood upon the blood alter and sacrificed their first child in the name of the unborn.

Food

General Porpoise Doughnuts Review

General Porpoise Doughnuts in Seattle, WA sells perfect doughnuts. Just be sure to open a few credit cards before coming to visit.

Gaming

NBA Playgrounds Review

NBA Playgrounds desperately tries to invoke the sensation of 90's arcade games. The difference being, it's just not any fun.

Movies

Music

Quarry Hymns

How deep is this hole I feel I'm in? Seen a lot of lights and done a lot with them.

Television

Trial & Error Season 1 Review

Trial & Error is a real television show? It's likely that Trial & Error is just an elaborate prank someone is trying to pull on me... or I've had a stroke.

Travel

Hold On… I Gotta Instagram This Real Quick

This is my friend. We are standing on the banks of the Hood River in Oregon. This is a convergence point where to branches of the river reconnect. If I turned my camera to the left you’d see a series of waterfalls. Needless to say it is a...