Richard Sherman on the Cover of Mario Kart 8

Richard Sherman is currently in the final round of voting to be on the Madden Cover… which is fine… but I feel like Richard should be on other video game covers, like Mario Kart 8. Richard Sherman is a blue shell. If you are not familiar with blue shells or Mario Kart this is all you need to know: blue shells have ruined families. Imagine you’re flying through a race in first place; nobody can catch you. You see the finish line. You’re so close. This race is in the bag. You’re going to win… but then you hear something. You hear a faint noise, a whirring. It’s getting louder. Hurry! Get to the finish line. You’re almost there. The whir is getting louder. It’s almost here. GO! GO! GO!

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